Dani: "Robin Williams died."
Me: "Is it a hoax"
Dani: "No, he is really dead."
Thanks to the internet I have to ask if every person's death is a hoax. I can't wait till my friends and family start dying so I can start asking if their death is a hoax.
I can't wai till my mom tells me my grandmother is dead.
Mom: (sobbing tears) "Frankie, Grammy passed away."
Me: "Is it a hoax?"
Mom: "No, how could you even ask me that? I'm crying."
Me: "I don't know. I thought you might be trying to sell a hoax and are a good actor."
Thanks Internet. I can't even be sure if old people are dead now.
It's going to really suck when I show up to an ex-girlfriend's funeral and I have to finger her corpse to make sure it's really her. I doubt a hoaxer would be able to forge a dead ex-girlfriend's pussy.